Don't load passion into a sniper

theangrytherapist:

When I was a screenwriter, I would spend months and months writing a spec screenplay. Spec means you are writing on speculation that something great may happen to it, that this one script will magically change your life. Basically, you’re playing the lottery. So I would bury myself for months into…

It’s been over four years since I went to prom and saw my date, and his aunt still ships us.

"You can go travel the world and live in LA and date a couple guys, then you come back," and she turned her head and laughed in a way that was like "come back for himmm, pleaseee, and get married and make cute babies."

And his voice got deeper, which I didn’t think was possible, and he sounds more like James Earl Jones, so he should do some voiceovers in his lifetime fo realz.

Anyway, life is awkward.

super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

(Source: kashimiru)

are you queer and not a cis male? do you like to write about music?

joshwinters:

joshwinters:

if your answer to both of these questions is “yes,” then i have a super-secret writing project for you! please reply/message me or send me an email!

it’s not too late to email/message me if you’re still interested!

Watching Lincoln Heights again. Maybe they were lacking some Latino actors or something, but how are you gonna have the same guy who was hanging out and bullying with two black guys last week get pissed off at a Mexican boy for kissing a black girl AS PART OF A SCHOOL PLAY (but they do like each other teehee) and say “our own not good enough for you?”? All they needed was a different actor to make that scene more believable.

Also, the lip-synching on this show was terrible. Ciao.

UPDATE: This same guy later on defends Lizzie for standing up to the principal about changing the play? You the reason they changed it because they wanted to avoid a race riot!! So this is why the show got cancelled…

Accent Challenge!

I was tagged by @journalisticjoe and I didn’t bother doing my hair. I had to record this on my phone porque laptop video sucks. I apologize for further sucky video quality, but really I don’t care. I won’t tag anyone, but if you’re interested, go ahead! :] Also, you can just do audio and not video.

1. Your name and username.

2. Where you’re from.

3. Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

4. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

5. What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

6. What do you call gym shoes?

7. What do you call your grandparents?

8. What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

9. What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

10. Choose a book and read a passage from it.

11. Do you think you have an accent?

12. Be a wizard or a vampire?

13. Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

14. End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

All these kids on Lincoln Heights stay claiming “I’m 17! I can do whatever I want!” But if they butts got arrested, they’d be crying for their parents and saying “send me to juvie instead!”

Anyway, let me finish this cover letter to Sundance and continue eating my oreos.