Ashley aka Ello
20
heart belongs to Chicago
music on repeat
open-minded lover of all
awkward and quirky
starting a magazine
art lover, but sucks at creating it
hits RECord (dreamerashley)
reads and writes
queen of sass
Jesus lover
watches many films
optimist with realism in the mix
procrastinator
likes body mods
dreams too much
loves mixtapes
enjoys simplicity

 

This ridiculous toy is the reason I don’t like going to McDonald’s late at night when I want a happy meal. After dropping Mariah off at home and totally going the wrong way on the expressway, Kurt, “Larry”, and I made our way to my house but decided we were hungry a block away from home. In the drive-thru, I told the cashier/drive-thru consultant that I wanted a boy toy (they’re supposed to have Pokemon toys, and I know they would stereotypically be for boys). I grab ze food, I ask Kurt to see what the toy is as I drive. He’s confused as he is looking at it in the dark, initially assuming it was a Pokeball with something inside. Then he passes it to Larry who assumes it’s some new generation Pokemon. When I pulled into my driveway, I was heart broken to find out that the toy was some silly girly toddler toy. What is that?! Ugh, why do I go to McDonald’s? It’s not like it’s healthy…

This ridiculous toy is the reason I don’t like going to McDonald’s late at night when I want a happy meal. After dropping Mariah off at home and totally going the wrong way on the expressway, Kurt, “Larry”, and I made our way to my house but decided we were hungry a block away from home. In the drive-thru, I told the cashier/drive-thru consultant that I wanted a boy toy (they’re supposed to have Pokemon toys, and I know they would stereotypically be for boys). I grab ze food, I ask Kurt to see what the toy is as I drive. He’s confused as he is looking at it in the dark, initially assuming it was a Pokeball with something inside. Then he passes it to Larry who assumes it’s some new generation Pokemon. When I pulled into my driveway, I was heart broken to find out that the toy was some silly girly toddler toy. What is that?! Ugh, why do I go to McDonald’s? It’s not like it’s healthy…